I actually wasn’t even thinking of that last post as product advertisement until your comments came in. I was just show and tell-ing my new toy. But of course it would make you all want one too! And hell, if you can get ’em at Costco for $30, make haste! My online order was a full $100, and even that was worth it to me.
But just so we have it out in the open, ole Trixeroo ain’t perfect. The biggest fault for me is that the insert pot is teflon, or some such non-stick. I swore teflon out of my life years ago, but here it is again. When I swore it out, we were living in such a way that various hippies were often in my kitchen, cooking in my pans and washing my dishes, and I hated standing behind them as the Teflon Nazi. Now, for better or for worse, it’s usually just lil’ ole’ me cooking and washing my very own dishes, so it’ll be easier to ensure that this pot is treated with ultimate care.
This is especially important because, other downside, I don’t know if it’s possible to order a replacement pot. A few of the bad reviews on Amazon were from people who had had various problems but had been unable to illicit a response from the company. I actually intend to try to order a replacement pot immediately, so that I have it and am ready for the inevitable Scratch and subsequent Flaking. But, we’ll see if that happens.
And you couldn’t rig in a different, unrelated pot. The bottom heat element is slightly convex, fitting into the slight concave of the pot. I guess to transfer heat more efficiently? Also, the top lip of the pot is what hits the rubber gasket of the lid to seal for pressure cooking.
Hmmm…. what else?
I guess I really can’t think of anything else. Otherwise, Practically Perfect in Every Way. Oh. I see I should have named it Mary.
What I’m talking about here folks is good old fashioned Pot Roast.
You know you love it. Unless you’re among my vegetarian readers, in which case you’re already clicking your back button. See ya later, in a veggie post.
Pot roast has some unexplainable mystique surrounding it. As if it’s difficult, or expensive, or otherwise unattainable. Let me tell you, it is not. I think it’s funny (and sad) when old fashioned ‘make do’ arts become new fashioned high ticket items. Like quilting. Invented to use up scraps, therefore as thrifty as you can get. Now if you go into quilting, you’d better hope your hubby doesn’t do the books! (Let alone the woolly arts my friends. You know what I mean.)
But back to the reason our vegetarian friends left– meat! I hope you have found a source for locally raised humane meat. If you have, you certainly can’t afford steaks! Hamburger is of course your cheapest option. But second to that, go pot roast! Pretty much the cheaper the cut, the better (of course, I mean a cheap cut, not cheap meat.) All that gristle and fat melt into the meat for a succulent roast. It’s a thrifty revelation!
You’ll find lots of dressed up fancy pot roast recipes, but like I said, this is down home food. Here’s how I cook pot roast, actually about as simple as dinner gets. The only catch is you have to start early, pretty much right after breakfast, which can be a hard leap to make. If your meat is frozen, you have to start after breakfast the day before, by taking it out to thaw. But then, the trade-off is that you’re good to go come 5:00. Just keep working on whatever project you got going till you feel hungry!
Calamity Jane’s Down and Dirty Pot Roast
one piece of otherwise undesirable tough, gristly meat, 2-4 lbs
onions, 1 or 2 or 3
carrots, my family can eat an unending supply of meat soaked carrots, so I do ’em up big
potatoes (quickest and easiest to cook with the meat, but I prefer ’em cooked seperate and mashed myself)
stock of some kind, preferably homemade
Throw it all in the crock pot, carrots then taters then meat then onions and celery. Pour in enough stock to come about halfway up sides of meat. Cook on high 3-4 hours, or low 6-8 hours. It should be tender. If you need a knife, it ain’t done. As my Dad likes to say, “You should be able to cut it with a stern glance.”
Calamity’s Slightly Fancified Pot Roast
Throwing it all cold into the crock pot makes a fine roast. But I think the flavor is much more spectacular if you do a few extries. It’s still one of the easiest dinners I make. Just brown the meat, caramelize the onions, and deglaze the pan with a little stout beer, and you’ve got yourself a roast worth Sundafying.
It’s important to brown meat the right way if you want all the lovely complex caramely flavor to come out, which you do. Heat your big cast iron skillet till it’s almost smoking. Add a splash of oil and real quick throw the meat in there. The authorities say to pat it all over first with paper towels so the surface is dry, but I have fine results forgoing this wasteful practice. You do have to not crowd the pan. You should see lots of bare pan around the edge of your meat. This allows moisture to escape and keeps the pan hot. If you crowd a pan of browning meat, you’ll just gray it instead, as it boils in it’s own juices. Not the end of the world, but no caramely deep flavors.
When you’re done browning the meat, add a good knob of butter (especially big if you’re meat is wild) and saute the onions. Caramelizing onions is a lot like browning meat, caramelizing happens at a higher temperature than boiling water, so if you crowd the pan and trap the steam, it won’t happen. I like to start with the stove at medium high, then as the onions start to brown, turn it down to a lowish medium. You might have to turn it down even more. The object is a deep golden brown color, but don’t let them burn! This will take awhile. 10 or 15 minutes, so wash up or cut carrots or something, just don’t forget to stir once every few minutes.
Dump carrots into your vessel of choice. Set the roast on top and cover liberally with salt (better yet celery salt) black pepper, garlic powder, thyme, and/or whatever blows yer skirt up, honey. Dump celery on top. By now your onions should be perfectly caramelized. Scoop ’em out and throw into the pot.
Keep the empty onion pan on the stove, and turn the heat up to high. When it’s good and hot, throw in a third or half a dark beer* and let it roil and boil like crazy for two or three minutes. Scrape the bottom of the pan with a fork or something to get off the sticky bits (loving dubbed “fond” by the Frenchies). Now pour in your stock, bring the lot to a boil, and pour all this lovely goodness into the roast pot.
When the roast is done, an essential part of the work is still to come. What’s roast without gravy? Fish out the meat (it should be falling apart) and all the veggies, put ’em in a covered pan and keep warm in the oven (200-ish). Make a rich brown roux*, and gravify the juices. Generally speaking, 1 Tablespoon butter : 1 Tablespoon flour thickens 1 cup liquid. I like to make it a little thin, then boil hard till thick enough, this intensifies the flavors. Num, num.
As I said, I like to serve with mashed tater-aters. Do not mar the perfect heaviness of this meal with something like a steamed vegetable or salad. Enjoy it for what it is, a meat glut. Eat your veggies tomorrow.
What to Cook In
A slow cooker works a treat (read crock pot) but also great, if you’re running one, is a woodstove. If you don’t have either of these, the oven is next easiest (make sure you have a good sized oven proof pan with good fitting lid). The oven unfortunately is fairly inefficient energy-wise, lots of lost heat. You can do it stovetop, it will just take a much closer monitoring. You don’t want it to boil, just the tiniest whisper of a simmer.
I know, you want times! But it’s all so variable, your method and temperature of cooking, how big and what type your meat is. I’ve only ever roasted wild game, which I suspect takes longer than beef, but maybe not longer than good grass fed, free roaming beef…?
I’ve only just started using a slow cooker, always did it on the woodstove at home. I got a book which said 8 hours on low would be okay (ie: you can start it and then go to work and have dinner ready when you get home, of course they never count transport time…), but that it would be done really before that. I’ve found that on high, it takes somewhere’s round 4 hours, but then again, that is wild game…
Cooking on a woodstove takes some practice, and intuitiveness. I can’t tell you how long it will take, because it depends entirely how hot you run your stove. On our stove back home in Cordova, which we run pretty cool, it takes a full day, and sometimes I have to move it to the kitchen stove to get it done before dinner. Mess around and see what your stove takes.
With the oven, according to my Joy (of Cooking) a 3-4 lb roast at 300 – 325 should take 3-4 hours. But Paula Wolfert, queen of ultra slow cooking, has recipes which roast meat for like 12 hours, at temps as low as 250. So obviously, there is a wide range. Again, just play around. Generally the slower the cooking, the more succulently tender your meat will be.
As far as planning your day, my advice is, start early. A roast is easy to hold warm for up to an hour, or even rewarm. But if you have a hungry family waiting for tough meat to cook, you’d better give up and order pizza!
I tried to find a good tutorial for any of y’all who’ve never made a roux, but they’re all unnecessarily complicated. Roux is just a mix of fat and flour, for thickening gravies and sauces. Here’s how I do it:
Melt butter in small skillet over medium heat (oil works too), add flour and whisk. Keep whisking, make sure you’re getting in the corners too and all that. If you’re making roux for a white sauce (like mac n’ cheese) just cook a few minutes. For meaty gravies and such, it makes a good deep flavor if you cook your roux to a rich brown. This takes 5 or 10 minutes over medium heat. You do have to stand there and whisk the whole time (ok, I do cheat, but I also sometimes have to throw out a burned roux) and when it starts to color, watch carefully. If you’re using a cast iron skillet, remove from the heat before it’s as brown as you want, the heat of the pan will keep cooking it another minute. When you’ve got the color you want, the tricky part comes. Slowly pour in about half your liquid in a steady stream, whisking vigorously as you do. When you’re sure there’s no lumps, pour in the rest of the liquid. Continue heating and whisking until boiling vigorously. If it’s not as thick as you like, boil it down some. If it’s too thick, of course add more liquid. It might be good to check out some photos from a tutorial (just google it) if you feel unsure of yourself. It does take a little practice. You’ll get the hang of it.